You’re thinking too hard….

…. or maybe not enough.  Enjoy these profound questions from “Parade” magazine, a journal of erudition.

The city of Toledo, Ohio, is urging its residents to lose weight to the tune of one million pounds.  With that much weight exiting our planet from such a small location, could it alter the Earth’s orbit around the Sun?

I notice that global warming increased after daylight saving time started in 1974.  Well duh!  More daylight is going to make this world hotter, isn’t it?

If a person on television held up a mirror facing a camera, could someone at home see his reflection in it?